Unemployment rate down; good news right?
Not so, say a few; and they're mostly white
What's good for the goose, is the opposite for them
It's manipulation by the lefties; by the dems
Good news for the country means 4 more years of him,
As they watch their hateful chances dim
They say, "We worked so hard, and it's going for naught
Our subversive tactics aren't working out like we thought!"
Put party ahead of America; THAT"S the way to go
If the other side thought of it; you just say no
Your party is an anchor, slowing everything to a crawl
When asked for your ideas, you don't have any, at all!
The democratic workers must be lying,
When they say they found work, the numbers you aren't buying,
But those same numbers, when in your favor,
You totally believed to be accurate; their negative you savored
Suddenly, you scrambled for a new tin foil hat theory
You're only happy when the rest of us are in misery
Cry foul; cry foul; something is amiss
"No fair, no fair; my conservative a** you can kiss!"