Foot Securely in Mouth!
If getting your foot up to your mouth was possible,
I’d be eating shoe leather at this very minute
Just when I think everything’s looking good,
I say something unbelievably terrible,
The kind of thing you can’t believe you just said
You think you’re helping, but you’re making things worse
Then, the more you try to fix it,
You’re only digging yourself in deeper
Why, oh why, can’t I just leave things alone?