"Silver coins, silver coins, it's Christmas time at the mall!"
We no longer wonder how much we'll rake in
We sold all our products that you just had to have;
Even our automatic assault rifles, because Obama's planning
On taking them ALL away! "Ho, ho, ho!"
He's The Grinch Who Banned ALL Weapons, but not for awhile
An Uzi for Jimmy, and an extra ammunition clip for Sue
Nothing says Christmas like an AK-47!
So, ALL our products flew off the shelves
The only downside is our bank will be closed,
But you can't have everything, but maybe next year!
"And you heard us exclaim as we closed Christmas Eve Night;
We've hit the mother-load, all right!"