Haiku Hoodo 3
/Time is a bad deal,
Keep waiting for the punch line
Take it in the shorts!/
/Amebas swirl; ooze
All the creatures great and small
Mankind never left!/
/It is tame you say
Ferocious beast; think control
Prosthetic leg on!/
/You are a jerk, putz!
People call you bad, bad names
The truth hurts so bad!/
/Never, never, no
Maybe some times; maybe yes
Okay, all the time!/
/Say it wrong, shut up!
Flapping my ignorant face
Learning to just not!/
/Wild and on parade
Two or three drinks all you need
Naked carnival!/
/One for the money,
You paid too much for THIS show!
Throw s**t in a rage!/
/Night time is too dark
Where am I going with this?
Day light seems lighter!/
/How is THAT for smart?
Professor Mike tells what up
Brain is like a sieve!/
/Say something profound
Secret of life is breathing
Got your profound here!/
/Big cat; an alarm!
Claws slashing, ripping, bad pain
Say goodbye to legs!/
/Boisterous crowd cheers,
In no way relates to me
Got booed off the stage!/
/Took a bad, bad fall
While trying to achieve plane
Cannot water-ski!/
/Fore! yell I, golfing!
You had better run for life
Golf is total s**t!/
/Hunting? It does not
Mix with Mike Stevens, no sir!
Barbaric; yes sir!/
/Rattle those chains, ghost
Uncomfortable feeling, that
Lose control; bowels!/
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