Hospital Food; Yum!
I was recently lucky enough to have a long hospital stay
I got so excited when dinner time came
Gourmet-ala-cart smells wafted through the halls
I never knew sickly horse meat could be so tasty; direct from their stalls
No expense was spared on that fine, fine cuisine
More new preparation techniques than I'd ever seen
Who knew that institution food could be sucked through a straw?
I can't WAIT to get sick again, yee-haw!