Snapping Turtle Snaps!
"Angry snapping turtle man snaps!"
Screamed the lame-stream media
The dude was having arguments with himself
Ginned up outrage and pretend outrage!
Anything, to hurt the president, and thus the nation
How to make yourself look pathetic?
Filibuster your own bill, argue with yourself,
Make the case that people shouldn’t vote
For something you yourself proposed
All it shows is how incompetent you are
The head of a headless bunch of morons!