Welcome to this place, where you seek your fantasy.
A place where you can get away from it all,
If you’re not satisfied at home, I got you remedy.
But if you just stayed away, then you might not have gotten caught.
Because this isn’t your usual fun time,
You’re not gettin’ off scotch free.
If you love her so much, and want the feel of her touch,
Then why have you come to see me?
I can show you a good time,
Make you want to stay here,
And perform for you and all the friends you know.
But if you got a girl out there waiting for you,
Then this is not your typical show.
I make my livin’ off of boys who can’t be men,
Who can’t handle anything more,
You can look, but don’t touch
And once gone, won’t miss you much,
So enjoy this while you can.
Because this isn’t your usual fun time,
You’re not gettin’ off scotch free.
If you love her so much, and want the feel of her touch,
Then why have you come to see me?
I can show you a good time,
Make you want to stay here,
And perform for you and all the friends you know.
But if you got a girl out there waiting for you,
Then this is not your typical show.
Who deserves such tricks and gags,
To be cheated and lied to?
Just turn around, look you’ve found,
Someone who already knows,
That this is not your typical show.
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