I loved you neatly and completely.
Not too boldly, not discretely.
Never harsh but always sweetly.
Lie in arms and love me pleading
Always taking for the needing.
And you were ready for the weeding.
You I felt I loved the best,
Held my head against your breast
But nary could I pass your test.
Cut me loose I must conclude
That your tone was rather rude
And now you're necking with some dude
You were pretty; talked a lot.
one word edgewise; all I got
you had a nostril filled with snot
Wish you'd get it with a cloth
or perhaps a cotton swath
my eyes are drawn just like a moth
Found a girl I think is true
Eyes a brilliant shade of blue
Makes me wait and that is new.
I hate the word but she is 'cute'
she met me 'mudder' all to boot
I'd run and hide; point is moot.
Fight for her I would indeed
blonde she is but still can read
She is want and hope and need.
If I get her, and I will
I will never treat her ill
Because my ass she'd prolly kill.
So goodnight you lovely girl
Note is on your porch, all secret squirrel
I'm nervous so I'll prolly hurl
So let's hang out because you're cool
which makes me act just like a fool
I'll call, not text as per your rule.