ol' king neptune had a castle
and kept tuna fish for pets
and he only chewed fresh sea weed
for he had no cigarettes
for its pretty hard to smoke them
when they're always getting wet
but when living underwater
no one ever sees you sweat
ol' king neptune got a planet
he was proud as he could be
but alas, there were no telescopes
in ancient history
and its kind of like uranus
with no mirrors, you can't see
ain't no planet named poseidon
laughed, king neptune, merrily
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