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Poetry By: moonphish

a "psycho" parody of "henry the eighth" by herman's hernmits

Submitted:Feb 16, 2012    Reads: 2    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   

i'm lathering at bate's, i am
lathering my nape, i am, i am
i'll be buried in the bog that's next door
i'll be buried in my...just bought ford
so very dumb was my finishing
i won't survive this silly little jam...i'm damned
i was on the lam and skittery
lathering at bate's, i am

i am cursed
this is the worst

i'm crumpled in my crate, i am
rumpled and dead weight, i am, i am
i was carried by the psycho next door
then was ferried to this swampy shore
it was assault, also battery
i hope they throw ol' norman in the slam...wham bam
in the trunk, i'm crammed, incredibly
crumpled in my crate, i am

lathering (lathering)
lathering (lathering)
lathering at bate's, i am, i am
lathering at bate's, i am


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