PERRY MASON

well, you put the miss in mystery

you're a complicated plot

you've a hidden twin with a link within

and a knot inside a knot

you're an ever shifting dune of sand

you're a strange fellini scene

and i doubt that perry mason

could decipher what you mean

well, you seem to dot the question mark

you're an island in the sea

when the shadows flare one can find you there

you're behind door number three

you're the center of a mystic realm

you're the whisper in the shout

and i doubt that perry mason

could begin to sort you out

well, you hike upon the psychopath

you're the echo in the night

you're the blip that's seen on the radar screen

right before it drops from sight

you're the static on the radio

you're the alien from space

and i doubt that perry mason

could devise to crack your case