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Poetry By: moonphish
Poetry


gramaticaly corect


Submitted:Feb 15, 2013    Reads: 12    Comments: 4    Likes: 1   


i used to think my speling

and my grammer were profownd
my werk is full of errers now
my judgmint is unsound
.
they say too heads are beter
then the mind of ownlee one
so i axed for asistence
just to get sum writting dun
.
i called an inglish major
not the army tipe, i mien
i'm takling 'bout a persen
who can reed the lines bettween
.
and kapture all the trappings
that my pour mind faled to see
and make the hole thing prefect
at ferst oportunitty
.
i think its werth the monie
fore i want to get things write
i canot let this goe to press
with enny oversite
.
for every werd miswriten
is another minite lost
another paige all crumpled
in the ol' wastebaskit tost
.
but now i'm finaly finnished
and i don't feel like a jerk
for my dootiful proofreeder
has corected all my werk




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