SOCKS APPEAL

my girlfriend makes my clothes for me

that little sew and sew

she makes me ties of every size

and shapes a mean chapeau

she makes me shirts with buttonholes

and pants to fit my thighs

she has a flair for underwear

her little bobbin flies

i guess i should not make a fuss

i know my girlfriend rocks

but sad to say i'm in dismay

she never gives me socks

i tell her that i'm needy

and some socks would feel so good

she lifted brow and said not now

but in the morning, would

but mornings i'm still waiting

and it really makes me sad

i'm troubled deep and losing sleep

cause i want socks so bad

and i ask her so politely

to get out that sewing box

she will smile, say "not my style...

"i'm just not into socks"

so i guess i'll give up asking

so i do not raise a stir

the girl next door enjoys the chore

so i'll get socks from her