THE STORY OF LILITH

now, God created lilith

as a female, adam's twin

she would not take his crap

or be subservient to him

he asked she be submissive

and to let him be on top

but lilith was a hellion

and she said, "this has to stop"

so lilith split from adam

she was tired of his attack

and God recruited angels

to convince her to come back

but even those, angelic

could not bring her to the fold

for lilith was quite stubborn

and she could not be controlled

and God discovered right away

the strength of women's lib

and put another plan to work

made eve from adam's rib

that worked out for a little while

till eve, the serpent, met

then she found adam boring

and became the devil's pet

then things just kept evolving

and now all the people know

that women always end on top

and run the whole damn show