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Poetry By: moonphish

based on scientific fact

Submitted:Jun 12, 2012    Reads: 14    Comments: 6    Likes: 3   

those mayans sure were handy

with the calendars they made
and now the doomsday issue
at our doorstep has been laid
but when those crazy mayans
made up all those timely laws
they never knew they'd aggravate
the lord and santa claus
the date they had denoted
was december twenty-first
just four days before christmas
that was timing at it's worst
cause santa's toys were ready
jesus had a birthday planned
but because of wacky mayans
both these parties would be banned
so santa claus and jesus
climbed into a time machine
and they went to see the mayans
for they meant to make a scene
and they found the ancient temples
where they kept the secret scrolls
and they scribbled calculations
and then back up, they were rolled
so thank you, lord and santa
you have saved us from a fix
for now the world's not ending
till december twenty-sixth


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