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TIJUANA TEETH

Poetry By: moonphish
Poetry


about 2 hours south of me


Submitted:Jun 13, 2012    Reads: 12    Comments: 5    Likes: 0   


my dental situation

is entirely out of hand
my smile an imitation
of a jack o' lantern man
my gums are all receding
and they're rotten underneath
i know that i'll be needing me
some tijuana teeth
there's dental joints, extensive
all across the USA
but they're too darn expensive
so to mexico i'll stray
and when i give the say-so
i will have a brand new grin
for just one hundred pesos
they will shove those things right in
and i will be the envy
of the company i keep
and not pay a pretty penny
cause in mexico they're cheap
its essential to my ego
that my smile is not a fright
and so gracias, amigo
for my rows of pearly white
now, i'm running for the border
for i know they will bequeath
i'll be putting in my order
for some tijuana teeth




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