WHERE WERE THE CONDOMS

i'm not a big wolf, with the young ladies, understand
walkin' down the street, said "hello" to this dame
she was lookin' for a date...to have some fun
goin' to practice safe sex...she made that plain
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo

i though that i bought some, down at the ol' drug store
i'd better not stick it in
figured this lady was devastated by my plight
i've lost my condoms again
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo


i'm a level headed gent 
who uses common sense
i believe that rubbers keep you safer
better stay away from trim
where cooties just might swim
i feel a sense of failure
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo


well, once i had many...now my wallet's clean
wonder where the hell's the condoms
now i don't have any rubbers...nowhere to be seen
guess i'd better find the condoms
and i felt myself thinking, "must pick up a lotta, and do it quick"
my plan was perfect
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo