You met this boy that was large,
He slams doors and he eats cars,
He said he likes you for who you are,
Then he said that he loves you,
But not as much as he loves food, oh
He's mental in the head,
He wants you in his bed,
You can have his retarded babies,
And when he's on top of you,
There's nothing you can do,
Except scream "HE'S CRUSHING ME"
But there is no one there to see,
Don't say I didn't warn you,
Cause he hit on me too..
Cause your tubby friend,
Has no one there to suck his dick,
And he's insecure cause he is thick..
I maybe an asshole, but I atleast have friends,
And maybe this is the wrong message to send..
But when he says he wants to eat you,
He means literally,
Oh can't you see,
He's a desperate, fat lard, who plays his cards,
And maybe.. he'll get lucky.
After he sucks on a chicken bone.