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Gotta Catch 'em All!!

Poetry By: MyNameIsShane
Poetry



Okay, so I wrote this as kind of a joke...Just some silly Pokemon references xD


Submitted:Dec 22, 2011    Reads: 12    Comments: 1    Likes: 2   


What the hell happened?!

UNOVA? EXCUSE ME?!

Ash, what happened?!

HOW many forms of Eevee?!

Man, you've gone WAY too far,

WAY past Viridian City!

CHARMANDER! CHAR!

This adventure's getting' shitty!

And where did HE go, GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK?!

I ought to kick you in the balls and beat you up with Machoke!

Professor Oak-

Lemme ask you-

Where do you make the Pokémon go?

You put 'em in a Pokeball? HELL NO!

You have 'em all live up in your house-

Like some mother fucking zoo!

Charizard, Squirtle-

Why you got Ash's whole crew?!

And Misty, Brock,

Really? Gym Leaders?

Just some dumb little ginger

And a wannabe breeder.

Yeah, Pokémon, I miss you, and I really want you back-

But I'm just gonna take you out with a badass Quick Attack.





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