I know you're depressed

I know you're depressed.

I know you're sad.

You're probably a little stressed-

Probably a little mad.

But just remember, he gave you up-

What a poor schlupp!

Yes, she may be a hoe,

But hey, everybody knows. (lol)

He was stupid to trade you for her.

Try not to think of what you two once were.

He's made his choice now.

When you start missing him,

Just remember how

He traded you for a slut.

You'll miss him for a while,

But eventually you'll remember to...

SMILE!