An Ode to Ned Flanders

Ned,

Ned Flanders,

I love you, Ned,

Everything about you,

They say it's an obsession,

They lie.

I killed Maude!

For you.

I love your mustache,

And you're so hot,

with your six pack,

and your fear of the Lord,

that's sexy,

I need a religious man,

and the deacon at my church is already married...

Ned,

I need you,

no matter what they say.

An ode to Ned Flanders.