Ned and I

The third edition of Ned Flanders poems,

 Aw Ned Flanders,

You know and love him,

Well stay back,

Ned’s mine.

Ahem.

Let’s begin.

I watch the Simpsons every evening,

Just in hope,

He’ll be in the screening.

Some may say I’m Ned’s biggest fan,

Well they’re right,

But that’s not my plan.

I will move to Springfield,

And find my Ned,

Gosh I hope,

His wife is still dead,

Then we will leave,

For L.A,

My home,

(Lower Alabama for those that don’t know)

And in Alabama we’ll make our own show,

Ned and His Hot Girlfriend,

Well a hi-diddly-ho!

Ned and myself will live happily ever after,

That’s my poem,

I wrote it after happy hour!