Chunky black heels with multiple bow trims and adjustable
As comfy as a pair of trainers - she says!
Like an aspiring athlete mastering the art of calf elevation,
In her new fitness footwear!
She dresses in her glad-rags,
Slipping on her shoes as if they were slippers
Readily worn on a cosy evening in front of the TV
Jaw dropping, eye goggling, men
Licking their lips as her heels descend the stairs,
Like clattering cans, towards the ladies.
Less than five foot tall and sporting flats
Battering an envious eye as she leans over
To apply more lipstick in the mirror!
The essential female obsession!
Towering wedges, platforms and stilettos
To sheepskin boots and fashionable brands with a French sole!
Its high heels and glad-rags but tomorrow
She will be dipping her chocolate digestives into a steaming
Whilst wearing her kinky black leather knee high boots!