Drive slowly and at 2 yards
Turn right the Satnav said.
Speed camera ahead, stay on guard,
For goodness sake watch yourself, use your head!
Take a sharp left, it's just round here,
Past the fields and the windmills.
You're going to hit that fence!
And why do I put up with your ignorance?
Okay, there's a sign ahead.
Passed it, what? Oh, Picklenash I read.
Sheep in the road, hold your horses.
I'm done with this, can't teach these courses.