MY TEACHER ATE A JUMBO JET FOR CHARITY
My teacher ate a Jumbo jet for charity
The fuselage, the engine, and the wings
He said it took him less than fifteen minutes
Including all the nuts, the bolts, and springs
He came round to collect my sponsor money
I gave him fifty pence but here's the rub...
He never ate a Jumbo jet for charity
'Cos someone said he spent it down the pub!



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