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MY TEACHER ATE A JUMBO JET FOR CHARITY

Poem By: rickyengland
Poetry


Just a daft (you don't say!) thing I threw together this week. I'm so grateful for copy & paste with this title. View table of contents...

 

Submitted: Jan 23, 2008    Reads: 140    Comments: 6    Likes: 4   


MY TEACHER ATE A JUMBO JET FOR CHARITY

My teacher ate a Jumbo jet for charity

The fuselage, the engine, and the wings

He said it took him less than fifteen minutes

Including all the nuts, the bolts, and springs

He came round to collect my sponsor money

I gave him fifty pence but here's the rub...

He never ate a Jumbo jet for charity

'Cos someone said he spent it down the pub! 


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Comments:

haha! made me laugh!! i love the rhyme and the story :D very witty!

Posted: Jan 29, 2008

Author Comment:

Hi Beyonder. Glad this one got a comment. I put it to the bottom of the pile but you found it.Thanks! Ricky.

What an absolutely brilliant poem. Very funny and a joy to read.

Evelyn

Posted: Feb 22, 2008

Author Comment:

Haha.Thanks. I like preposterous ideas!! Ricky.

Ah that guileful teacher! This poem also made me laugh^_^. Awesome work!

Lot's of chocolate,

Ghiradelli Girl

Posted: Mar 2, 2008

Author Comment:

Yes indeed. They're not all like that though are they? Hehehe!! Great I made you laugh! Ricky.

fUNNY. My teachers r more sensible (SHAME..HEHE) HAM.

Posted: Mar 22, 2008

Author Comment:

Hey Ham! Thanks for the like it! I haven't had many comments on this one, so your feedback is most welcome. Good to see your new poems posted too...keep up the fine work! Ricky.

You rock while writing entertaining stuffs.......This one was cool........

Posted: Nov 19, 2008

Author Comment:

Haha. Glad u liked it Subbu. The title possibly intrigues people into reading! Ricky.

Aw, man, I wish Shel Silverstein was alive to read this. Great story inside a poem kinda style!

Posted: Dec 2, 2008

Author Comment:

Hi Tabula. Sorry I do not know who Shel is, but glad to hear she would have liked it. Thanks for your feedback! Ricky.



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