This morning my wife and I had a tiff.
I just lost my brakes and I'm about to drive over a cliff.
I said some mean things to her before I went to work.
Now I won't even be able to apologize for being a jerk.
I'm going over this cliff and in a moment I'll be dead.
I hate myself for all of the mean words that I said.
She's very special and I don't deserve to have such a great wife.
I just hope that she can forgive me and go on with her life.