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I'm Eric Cartman's father

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor

This is a fictional poem.

Submitted:Aug 13, 2007    Reads: 115    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   

I became Eric Cartman's father after I slept with his mother.

She turned out to be a very lousy lover.

A paternity test showed Cartman's mom to be a hermaphrodite.

But I know for a fact that that's not right.

I was drinking booze when I went to South Park about ten years back.

I regret the experience because she's a whore on crack.


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