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It's not a dress

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor

This is a fictional poem.

Submitted:Aug 15, 2007    Reads: 76    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   

I wear a kilt but everybody thinks it's a dress.

People laugh at me and my life is a mess.

Last week I got my ass kicked in a fight.

It's not a dress and I'm tired of people thinking I'm a transvestite.

I'm the butt of people's jokes, I even get laughed at by my friends.

I forgot to wear underwear today and I was arrested when it came a strong wind.


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