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Not a stud

Poetry By: RJohnson
Poetry


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Aug 23, 2007    Reads: 93    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   


I have the IQ of Kelly Bundy and the looks of her brother Bud.

When women and I go in the bedroom, they always call me a dud.

I'm such a lousy lover that I make Mickey Rooney look like Fabio.

When I ask the ladies if I can see them again, they tell me where I can go.

I've come to realize that I am not a stud.

My name is Randy but to women my name is mud.





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