Welcome Visitor: Login to the siteJoin the site

Pretty damn old

Poetry By: RJohnson
Poetry


Tags: Humor


THE ONLY TRUE THING ABOUT THIS POEM IS THAT TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.


Submitted:Aug 20, 2007    Reads: 84    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


People are upset because it's my birthday and my age is something I haven't told.

I keep my age a secret because I'm getting pretty damn old.

My bones crackle and my false teeth keep falling out.

When I tell people that I'm a sex machine, they have serious doubts.

Is it possible that I've lost my good looks?

My doctor prescribes me more pills than Elvis took.

Last month I was in the hospital and I got fresh with a candy striper.

I might have stood a chance with her if she wasn't the one who changed my diaper.





0

| Email this story Email this Poetry | Add to reading list



Reviews

About | News | Contact | Your Account | TheNextBigWriter | Self Publishing | Advertise

© 2013 TheNextBigWriter, LLC. All Rights Reserved. Terms under which this service is provided to you. Privacy Policy.