Don't Like It?

You ask me what I don't like about you

then get cross when I give you the answer.

Not my fault you don't like it, sometimes

the truth hurts us all, it seems.

Dated me for 4 months then dumped me

right in front of all our friends, then I had to

go to a French lesson and pretend I was OK.

What kind of boyfriend were you to do that to me?

Now I look at you and feel sorry for you. Since

we split up, you've cheated on your current

girlfriend with your ex - what a waste of a life, to

go and do that to someone!

I look at my life and see only sadness and pity for

that chapter you were in. Back then I thought we

had a future but now I see that I was wrong - you

and me wouldn't have ever got married.

5 years on from you dumping me so publicly, I've

found my perfect guy. He's never cheated and never

will, he loves me and he doesn't get angry when

I give him an honest answer - unlike you.

So goodbye, you cheating little lowlife. I'm not jealous

of you any more, I don't miss you like I used to, and now

I can see you clearly for what you are - a little scumbag.

Don't like it? Tough.