A TRIBUTE TO MR EDWARD LEAR

                                                                                                                   THERE ONCE WAS A MAN

                                                                                                                   CALLED EDWARD LEAR

                                                                                                                   FLIES USED TO BUZZ

                                                                                                                   AROUND HIS EARS

                                                                                                                   IT USED TO MAKE HIM

                                                                                                                   VERY SAD

                                                                                                                   THE FIFTHTEENTH FLY

                                                                                                                   NEAR'  DROVE HIM MAD

                                                                                                                   BUT TODAY

                                                                                                                  (IF HE WERE ALIVE)

                                                                                                                   HE'D HAVE FLYSPRAY...

                                                                                                                   FLYSPRAY?

                                                                                                                   FLYSPRAY.

                                                                                                                   HAVE YOU EVER TRIED

                                                                                                                   TO KILL A FLY

                                                                                                                   WITH A RUNCIBLE SPOON

                                                                                                                   IT'D BE EASIER TO

                                                                                                                   SWAT! THE MOON

                                                                                                                   OR WRITE A LITTLE DITTY

                                                                                                                    FOR THE GOONS

                                                                                                                   YOUR ONIONS

                                                                                                                    WOULD FLY EVERYWHERE

                                                                                                                    AND THAT'D MAKE

                                                                                                                    EDWARD LEAR GO SPARE

                                                                                                                     BE WELL AWARE

                                                                                                                     HE KNEW HIS ONIONS

                                                                                                                     WERE NOT PEARS

                                                                                                                      NOR APPLES

                                                                                                                      OR BANANAS THERE