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WALFLES!!!!!

Poem By: sam316547
Poetry


My friend Werewulf14 told me that I needed to write something happy...So I wrote a poem about walfles. :) View table of contents...

 

Submitted: Aug 6, 2008    Reads: 53    Comments: 8    Likes: 2   


 To the tune of: *This is why I'm hot by Mims*

This why there HOTT ,Surpy, warm, and yummy

They melt way before they reach my tummy.

WALFLES bringin' back

This why there HOTT, Surpy, warm, and yummy

They melt way before they reach my tummy

Walfles! toasty and warm

They come in a square form

This why there HOTT, Surpy, warm, and Yummy

They melt way before they hit my tummy

WALFLES bringin' back!

BONUS: If you take my walfles!

 If you eat my cookies I will cry

If you take my ice cream I will surely die.

If you steal my candy I'll shrevel into a ball.

Now if you touch my walfles I swear my world would end right here right now!

And You'd Loose Your Fingers, and an eye please don't ask why!

Your teeth will crack and your bones will melt!

You'll wish you hadn't taken my walfles.

Then you'll spit up my cookies

Then you'll give back my ice cream

Then you'll beg to give back my candy

Wow my walfles come in handy. :)

Aurther's note: This is the result of a 'happy emo poem' It's impossible people. Comments plez.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAa*choke**gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHA*Cough*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*ack**gasp*HEHE.HE.FUNNY!!You couldn't resist adding the bonus, could you?HEHE. GREAT!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!XD!!!!Your gonna kill me from laughter!XD!!!

Posted: Aug 6, 2008

Author Comment:

LOL!!! I love happy evil stuff. I'm glad you liked it. :)

LOL! nice spoof song!

Posted: Aug 6, 2008

Author Comment:

:) Hehe. THNX

Very unusual.Pretty funny.I liked that.

Posted: Aug 7, 2008

Author Comment:

:) Hehe. I really wasn't trying on this one more of a sarccasm thing for my best friend. Never make an emo write happy poems. LOL

HAA LOL this is so funny.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008

Author Comment:

haha...I know. again I say never make an emo write happy thoughts.... *Shudders*

LOL! Great job!

Posted: Aug 21, 2008

Author Comment:

:) *sigh.* I keep tell you ppl it sucks....whateve. :)

now thats happy . i can put my wallet away again . phew . that was a close call .
i love waffles too . unfortunately . i can never eat one , i'm hooked on strawberries and ice cream at the moment . same thing . i'll be a right roly poly if i don't stop .
loved the poem .
terry

Posted: Aug 28, 2008

Author Comment:

:) haha THNX. I'm glad your happy again. :)

lol sooo funny it's amazing how people can turn something good into dark.

Posted: Oct 8, 2008

Author Comment:

:P Thanks. LOL...

you know who I am
(not registered user)

funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you sould write more happy poems!

Posted: Nov 13, 2008

Author Comment:

LOL. Thanks Ashely. :)



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