Sick of a body sleek and slender.
I'll grow a penis and change my gender.
Always wanted to know life on the other side,
with a sac of two and a pole that slides.
I say out with all these subservient roles.
Maybe it's time I fill some holes!
What's it like to have two heads
and not bleed out in shades of red?
If only I could go to the beach without a top
instead of having two ping-pong balls that flop!
What if I wasn't a baby incubator
and just a part to stimulate her?
And if I ever go without a shave
people wouldn't point their fingers and wave.
It must be fun to stand while you pee
and have to aim your flow of wee wee.
Just imagine having a part that grows!
I wish I had one of those!
Wonder what it would feel like hard as a rock?
Oh! Only if I could myself, grow me a cock!
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