I pledge to you my mountain dew,
Your bubbly freshness, as I devour you
Saves me once again from such a dreadful day
Revives me and charges me for another day of play.
I pledge to drink the dew, for nothing else will do.
Electricity in my veins, as I drain the can of dew.
I sigh with deep contempt, but still thirst for only you.
Give anything at all, just to have another mountain dew.