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Men are from Mars, I have no idea which planet she was from

Poetry By: Scribblings of a middle aged mad man

Tags: Men, Women, Sex, Arsenal

Not one of my more complex pieces of work but I like to think it deals with the differences between the sexes.................

Submitted:Nov 20, 2007    Reads: 128    Comments: 1    Likes: 1   

She asks for three reasons why she should stay

Two come to mind

She says communication is a problem

I remain silent

She says I do not give her my full attention

I tilt my head to see Arsenal equalize

She says my hygiene has a lot to be desired

I remove my hand from my boxers in guilt

She says the last time I took her out was 4 months ago

I remind her she went with Sue not me

She says I never compliment her or notice her hair

I ask if she has been to the hairdressers

She says the last time we had sex was 5 weeks ago

I hope she does not check my internet history

She says our relationship is over

I remind her we are only dating


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