She always checks your phone,
To see who you're talking to?
When you're not at home,
Where the hell are you?
She makes your life a living hell,
Her mood swings are chaotic,
Lock her in a padded cell,
She's fucking crazy and psycotic!
She checks your internet history,
So make sure that you delete,
She's a constant misery,
She's convinced herself that you cheat,
She always gives you headaches,
You're living on narcotics,
Just ditch her for gods sake,
She's fucking crazy and psycotic!!
She took herself to a shrink,
He recommended suicide,
And after a stiff drink,
He said "i'm sorry but I tried"
He said theres nothing I can do,
She doesn't see any logic,
I'd run if I were you,
She's fucking crazy and psycotic!!!
She's following you to work,
You're worried for your safety,
She keeps going beserk,
She's borderline on crazy,
She'll get you while you sleep,
She'll throw a toaster in your bath,
You're in far too deep,
With this crazy psychopath!!!!