The Dating Pecking Order

 The dating pecking order

Hold it Audrey Hepburn

Hold on to your socks

Woman of last century

Now second to Megan Fox

Change your spot Ms Roberts

Sorry for you Princess Grace

You see it’s now Rhianna

And Lady Gaga in your place

For there’s a pecking order

That evolves in the dating race

5 foot 7

Brunette, eyes sparkling blue

Tiny waste

Perfect hour glass shape

And hips that sway

In a Shakira way

Streetwise intelligence

2 below genius IQ

A natural motherly instinct

A smile to thrill you too

A girl-next-door appearance

An angel that heaven sent through.

Now she is not a high ranker

She falls second to

5 foot 9

Black hair, brown eyes divine

Large boobs

In sexy boob tubes

Resting above a tight rear

Sitting below lips like Angelina’s

She giggles a great deal

And oozes that sex appeal

An artist with her face

And her underwear in lace

That smile to seduce you,

To produce, a sultry voice,

Oh yes, oh yes, she’s first choice,

The woman made for you.