Just feeling kind of goofy tonite so this is what happens 
Reap what you sow;
when does the reaping start or did I sleep through that part
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you;
the people I am "doing" aren't reading the same book as me
A leopard can't change his spots;
but I wanted stripes gosh darn it
A fool and his money are soon parted;
oh, dang, so that is why mine goes so fast
Don't upset the apple cart;
I turned it upside down whoohoo
Curiosity killed the cat;
ah but satisfaction brought him back-wasn't mine but I like it :)
Don't put all your eggs in one basket;
got this one...put them in a bowl...problem solved...easy fix
Every cloud has a silver lining;
this is just pure horse puckey
Goes over like a lead fart in a whirlwind;
this was my grandpa's fav and always cracks me up
It takes two to tango;
nope not true, ever danced with your broom try it sometime quite entertaining
Practice makes perfect;
notice how they don't specify how much practice...must be a lot cause I ain't there yet
Third time is a charm;
ummm this hasn't worked so well for me either; I think I am counting correctly but charm has left the building
Variety is the spice of life;
been there done that; think I am ready for tried and true
okay, am done now :)
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