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Too Much Caffeine

Poetry By: sherry1

Life's Ponderings

Submitted:Dec 8, 2011    Reads: 16    Comments: 8    Likes: 4   

Just feeling kind of goofy tonite so this is what happens smiley

Reap what you sow;

when does the reaping start or did I sleep through that part

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you;

the people I am "doing" aren't reading the same book as me

A leopard can't change his spots;

but I wanted stripes gosh darn it

A fool and his money are soon parted;

oh, dang, so that is why mine goes so fast

Don't upset the apple cart;

I turned it upside down whoohoo

Curiosity killed the cat;

ah but satisfaction brought him back-wasn't mine but I like it :)

Don't put all your eggs in one basket;

got this one...put them in a bowl...problem solved...easy fix

Every cloud has a silver lining;

this is just pure horse puckey

Goes over like a lead fart in a whirlwind;

this was my grandpa's fav and always cracks me up

It takes two to tango;

nope not true, ever danced with your broom try it sometime quite entertaining

Practice makes perfect;

notice how they don't specify how much practice...must be a lot cause I ain't there yet

Third time is a charm;

ummm this hasn't worked so well for me either; I think I am counting correctly but charm has left the building

Variety is the spice of life;

been there done that; think I am ready for tried and true

okay, am done now :)


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