April Fools Day
Time to play a prank or two
Have had years to practice
My friend, your car failed it’s MOT
It‘s going to cost thousands.....
I put salt in your tea
Watch you splutter
Oh no it was sugar
With indignation you sputter
I put a plastic fly in your sarnie
Oh dear what did you eat?
How daintily you spit it out
Oh it was just a piece of meat
I’m having so much fun here
I disconnect your keyboard
I cannot see for laughing
The revenge you hoard
Where did your chair go?
When you went to make the tea
There’s a postcard on your desk
Your chair is in Fiji!
Tomorrow I will pay
For all the pranks i’ve pulled
But for now i’ll keep on laughing
You have been April Fooled!
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