Boneman Saves Snowbelle
Snowbelle is a Booksie writer
Who met Boneman on the site
Friends they soon became
Then a problem came to light
The Duct Tape Abductor
He stole Snowbelle away
And left a note for Boneman
To come and save the day
He wants a million squid
To hand Snowbelle back
Only Boneman can save her
But one thing does he lack
A million squid he cannot get
He is just a poor working chap
Without a plan his friend is gone
And in his life a gap
The ransome note says hurry up
He’s fed up of her singing
He’s going to use the Duct tape
Her voice is really minging!
She stopped singing just for a bit
And started conversing in French
The Duct Tape Abductor is in a pickle
With this Gallic chatting Wench
Boneman went to rob the bank
He used a great big chieftan tank
A hole in the wall he blew
And drove his great big tank right through!
A million squid he did take
Snowbelle’s ransome enough to make
He hoped to get her back real soon
To chat again would be a boon
The Duct Tape Abductor left Snowbelle with a sigh
He really will miss her the sad and lonely guy
The singing Snowbelle so gay
Thanks to Boneman who saved the day!
If you ever need a favour
You know just where to come
Ask, my hero
And you know it will be done!
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