I´m a Gremlin.
A nice guy.
Understanding, helping, sweet, emphatic, listening, smart but not too smart, loving, caring, not afraid to suffer for someone else, not ugly, actually not bad looking and therefore a little arrogant but not too arrogant, defending the weak, believing in good causes, having priorities and values and living by them, brave, always interested what someone really wants and needs, searching, climbing and not afraid to fall, again and again, someone who walks the talk, someone who never gives up but at the same time is able of letting go the things that need to be let go, a fighter, a fighter for freedom, a fighter for love, a fighter for women and children, a prophet of the good to come, humble, never afraid to stumble, no fear of being ridiculed, being able to tell a thousand jokes, knowing that to give love and pleasure is more satisfying and rewarding than to receive it, a survivor, a friend, a human being, a man.
But if you feed me the wrong stuff!
I´ll be on your ass like shit on velcro.
I´ll put the mirror in front of you for so long that you´ll vomit.
I´ll become the monster that you´ll regret not having me killed before.
I´ll leave your ass in a heartbeat.
I´ll be the demon in your head.
I´ll be the reason for you understanding that you´re so sad.
I´ll be the destroyer of your world.
Holy Moses once said: So let my people go.
My people are Women, Children and a few good Men.
The rest are and were just some useful idiots to serve a plan.
So now those dimwits must go.
The morons, the jerks, the ding-a-lings, buggers, pricks and the know-it-alls.
They thought that it was a mission impossible!
It´s up to you now how this goes.