One Friday night I was trying to clear my brain
I met this cute girl named Emily Cane
However I thought her name was Erin at first
But I had to correct the info on my phone after we conversed
It was cold so I liked to hold her
As we walked around until I was lost and didn't know where we were
I also got her number
So now I can text her
I wish we could socialized more
You laughed at my jokes and you weren't a bore
As for as I can tell you go to Wheaton South
And you were so quiet and didn't really run your mouth
Can we hang again?
Can you at least be a friend?
And it's hard to believe you're a freshman
Cuz you're hot like a graduate college woman