Hey man how's college?
Writing this is a priveledge
When I first talked to Gornick
I thought he was a prick
We had interesting times in philosophy class
And I admit at times you were an ass
Telling me to shut the fuck up
I wished you'd suck a sports cup
You dress like an indie rocker
And come off like a pedo stalker
Have you ever shoved a freshman in a locker?
(yes) dang, that's a shocker
And now to my knowledge
You're still in college
I didn't mean to be a bitch
You're still cool and that's not cliché