I've burned many bridges
And I wear many stitches.
Not many old friends stuck around
When it looked like I was about to drown.
You however defied that unfortunate chronicle
I come to you with my problems and your answers are so pragmatical.
Your words are very useful
Without you, more than I am, I'd be a complete fool.
I've known you since seventh grade
Yeah you were and still are quite the goof raid.
Even though you're younger than me
This man is now a better person I see.
From all the dikes, dirtbags,
Jerks, jackasses, and fags,
You're a real friend which is hard to come by
So I hope we know each other until we die.