I hear the sleigh a comin'
It's on the roof again
And I ain't seen my reindeer since I don't know when
I'm stuck in this here chimney, and time keeps draggin' on
But that sleigh keeps a flyin' around the world on it's own
When I was just a baby my momma told me son
Always be a small boy, don't ever weigh a ton
But I got a ham in Reno and a cake and pie
When I hear my stomach growling, I hang my head and cry
So sue me!
I bet my elves are eating in front of a warm fire
They're probably drinking root beer and chewing candy cigars
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
I can't get to movin'
And that's what tortures me...
Well if they freed me from this chimney,
If I could get to that sleigh of mine
I bet I'd lose it, just a little weight this time
To fit down a chimney, that's what I hope and pray
And I'd let that growling stomach know who's the boss hey hey.....