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Stuck In This Here Chimney

Poetry By: Stormbird Throneshaker

Written 12/04/2011

Submitted:Dec 4, 2011    Reads: 6    Comments: 2    Likes: 1   

I hear the sleigh a comin'

It's on the roof again

And I ain't seen my reindeer since I don't know when

I'm stuck in this here chimney, and time keeps draggin' on

But that sleigh keeps a flyin' around the world on it's own

When I was just a baby my momma told me son

Always be a small boy, don't ever weigh a ton

But I got a ham in Reno and a cake and pie

When I hear my stomach growling, I hang my head and cry

So sue me!

I bet my elves are eating in front of a warm fire

They're probably drinking root beer and chewing candy cigars

Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free

I can't get to movin'

And that's what tortures me...

Well if they freed me from this chimney,

If I could get to that sleigh of mine

I bet I'd lose it, just a little weight this time

To fit down a chimney, that's what I hope and pray

And I'd let that growling stomach know who's the boss hey hey.....


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