In nineteen ninety-nine we made a little hit
About Larry Younger on his mighty hunger trip
He ate a lot of bacon and he ate a lot of beans
Put Shoney's out of business if you know what I mean
Well, they were fast with his food but boy did he go through it
They tried to make some more but it wasn't quite enough
They saw Larry comin' and they would pull the bacon
They saw Larry comin' and the customers would cuss
Old Larry bellowed out, bring me another coke
He ate enough food to make an elephant croak
He drank enough coke to flood a three story house
But the waitress kept it comin', she was quite as a mouse
Well, they were fast with his food but boy did he go through it
They tried to make some more but it wasn't quite enough
They saw Larry comin' and they would pull the bacon
They saw Larry comin' and the customers would cuss
Old Larry's plates were piled high and leanin'
There must have been a hundred of 'em stacked to the ceilin'
He filled his belly up with yet another round
Then when he belched it knocked 'em to the ground
Yeah they heard Larry belch and they knew he wasn't fakin'
They heard Larry tell 'em that he didn't get enough
He's back at the bar and he's goin' through the bacon
It's been over an hour and still he isn't stuffed
Plates ate 1-2-3-4
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