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The Battle Of Larry's Belly

Poetry By: Stormbird Throneshaker
Poetry


Written 1999


Submitted:Oct 10, 2011    Reads: 8    Comments: 2    Likes: 0   


In nineteen ninety-nine we made a little hit

About Larry Younger on his mighty hunger trip

He ate a lot of bacon and he ate a lot of beans

Put Shoney's out of business if you know what I mean

Well, they were fast with his food but boy did he go through it

They tried to make some more but it wasn't quite enough

They saw Larry comin' and they would pull the bacon

They saw Larry comin' and the customers would cuss

Old Larry bellowed out, bring me another coke

He ate enough food to make an elephant croak

He drank enough coke to flood a three story house

But the waitress kept it comin', she was quite as a mouse

Well, they were fast with his food but boy did he go through it

They tried to make some more but it wasn't quite enough

They saw Larry comin' and they would pull the bacon

They saw Larry comin' and the customers would cuss

Old Larry's plates were piled high and leanin'

There must have been a hundred of 'em stacked to the ceilin'

He filled his belly up with yet another round

Then when he belched it knocked 'em to the ground

Yeah they heard Larry belch and they knew he wasn't fakin'

They heard Larry tell 'em that he didn't get enough

He's back at the bar and he's goin' through the bacon

It's been over an hour and still he isn't stuffed

Plates ate 1-2-3-4





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