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There's A Deer In My Beer

By: Stormbird Throneshaker

Page 1, Poem written 02/19/2012 to the tune of the

There's a deer in my beer

don't know how it got here

Happens when I'm losing my mind.

Please don't lie to me dear

I can see it from here

Happens when I'm losing my mind.

Some darned old deer hunter

must have chased it in the bar

And I'm sitting here a wondering

how the darn thing got this far.

There's a deer in my beer

don't know how it got here

Happens when I'm losing my mind.

Last night it was a boar

and the night before

Happens when I'm losing my mind.

When I look into my brew

there's a huntin' dog here too

Happens when I'm losing my mind.

What the heck am I thinking

hey is that Uncle Joe

You're all driving me to drinking

but all of you should know.

There's a deer in my beer

don't know how it got here

Happens when I'm losing my mind.

Lord, I've tried and I've tried

but this deer I can't hide

Happens when I'm losing my mind.

All these critters that I've found

surely they've all got to drown

Happens when I'm losing my mind.

I'm gonna keep thinkin' til I can't even drink

So bartender why won't you pour my beer down the sink

Cause there's a deer in your beer

I doubt it would fit here

and we're all losing our minds.

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