Vogon Poetry

If you want to know about an imagination

I'll tell you about this guy

Who wrote a book, don't know how long it took

It was the Hitchhiker's Guide

to the Galaxy that is.

I laughed so hard that I thought I would die

when I read these words that he wrote

Yeah I laughed so hard that when I cried

I thought I was going to choke.

Douglas Adams he penned these words

of Vogon poetry

I had to rush to the bathroom

and change my clothes don't you see.

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

If you want to know about an imagination I'll tell you about this guy

Who wrote a book, don't know how long it took

It was the Hitchhiker's Guide

to the Galaxy that is.

I laughed so hard that I thought I would die

when I read these words that he wrote

Yeah I laughed so hard that when I cried

I thought I was going to choke.

Douglas Adams he penned these words

of Vogon poetry

I had to rush to the bathroom

and change my clothes don't you see.