You're The Bandit

You're the cat in the hat

You know where it's at

and you will find it

You're not deputy dog

or an old boss hog

you're the bandit.

While you're lying around

they go frisking the town

for a tiger

They're hitting speed bumps

while you're waiting to jump

like a spider.

Well they haven't a clue

that the culprit is you

those silly bears

You can hide in plain site

through the day and night

without a care.

Why you know every sign

you've got a sharp mind

they'll never find you

They think they've got the guy

While you're flying high

on the loose.

You're the cat in the hat

You know where it's at

and you will find it

You're not deputy dog

or an old boss hog

you're the bandit.